Boa conscriptors

Why hi there tonight. You may be sitting there wondering, WHAT CAN I DO?, i am just 1 man and/or woman and i have no skills, i can’t shoot guns or climb fast. Why can’t i be loved? where do i go when its all over, why does the pain only come now. WHY DO I GET UP? where am i going, if i wanted answers some one would tell me, but no one tells me answers. Why am i in debt, i never did any thing wrong, i always did what i was told, but now it seems like this whole fake life is crashing around me, and am i to blame. I went to college hoping it would help me in the long run but i dont have any prospects now, they tell me do what you love but there isn’t anything i love. i just sit and wander and count the days going by. I need a way out, tell me a way out, WHATS THE WAY OUT!

I dont know answers to many questions. I know what i know, HORSES!

So Last night i was up late trying to solve this damn electrition crisis. It seems that people dont know who to vote over and now they come to me. I know that all the candidates will betray my growing ambitions but some candidations will betray faster. MY greatest threat to my ambition right now is analzying horse emotion based on ear patterning.

THE 3 Patterns of attack, wait, scan!

There are 3 patterns to break down. First is scan

SCANNING LOOKS LIKE THIS SOMETIMES

NOTice how the ears are facing forward. they will pertain to the scanning mode when a threat or treat comes into there area. Its hard for one such as me to never see this because i am always so loving to horse that they always scan me like crazy. Its important for horses to always be warry of their surrondings because they are many hunters in the woods or other places who place nets on horses and try to get them to live on THIER Land, but horses should be free spirits.

NEXT IS WAIT.

this horse is waiting for the right chance to move. When its waiting it tries to focus all its vision and senses ON A SINGLE FOCAL POINT. ITS hard for ME to not be focal point, but horses like to eat carots and ice cream and the focal point can change rapidly but the whole horse must be fully backing it. This waiting position was studied extensively in the past times because it would often seem like a waiting horse was indestructiable.

LAST POINT IS ATTACK

The horse has done it. AND ITS GREAT. Its over faster than an eye. you never even saw it. before you blink the horse has “attack” and got what it wants. good job, goof ball. The horse will wait till the last millisecond to do that attack, but when it does it moves its ears to protect the precious innear juices in the ear. If one of those ears pops it can take 13 days to fill it back up and heal, thats a long time off the grass boy, let me tell you now.

EXCEPTIONS

CAN’t see both ears so its too hard to make a call, some people want more stages, like transistional and post-rigor stages, but why make it complicated for the new upstarts. People just learns this wont know how many stages there is because its hard to remember. MY easy 3 steps pattern is a good method for any beginners up to advanced?

HORSE OF THE DAY

WHAT YOU AGAIN, OKAY YOU CAN STAY, AS LONG AS YOU WANT

I like this horse besides him disproving my theories, but whatever. even einstien liked horses that disproved his theories and he was a much older man than me, ggotta be atleast 40 years older than me. Horse got lots of nose hair, lots of neck muscles, lots of character. This horse is deflecting a lot of light with his eyes. In the wild, many animals, such as deep sea fish will reflect light to try to lure other animal in close, then when its close, it can mate with it or eat it or whatever, lots of options. Horses are probably similar.I like to name this horse , his name will be old lightning, because he strikes once, then he gone, but you take what you can get. Better to spend an afternoon in heaven then a week in a hot tube. Rating 16 bright eyes. GO ONE, YOU CAN GO, JUST REMEMBER TO THINK OF MY NAME WHEN YOU SEE THE STARS!!strong>

HORSE BLOG MOVIE IS FINALLY DONE!

I know its been long time in the making, but its finally done people. THE MOVIE YOU HAVE WAITING FOR, now its over. you can relax. I know i have been hyping this movie up for months. but guess what. it was now worth it. because now you can watch it. All the people like watching movies. according to www.google.com there are over 1000 movies for sale. But now you dont have to buy my movie. WHY NOT? if even you would want to buy it, its too late. Its sold out, but i have put a copy on youtube.com which lets a person watch a movie without buying it. some wierd stuff.

WITH OUT FURTHER ADO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyZyZlsfig

There it is. I know that this is the first time i have shown my face and i will regret it for the rest of time.

ME and the filmer had a lot of creative differences. It was hard for the filmaker to retain any sense of professionalism and constantly pressured me to explore go beyond my safety zone in regards to the horse. He said it would add shock value. I THINK WHEN HE WATCHS THE MOVIE HE WILL SEE THAT THE SHOCK VALUE ADDS NOTHING. the horses were very nice. VERY NICE. I especially enjoyed the black and white horse, which was eventually cut out of the movie for many reasons which i wont get into. One of those reasons was that the horse was a member of a horse union. While i ussually a pro-unions in any facet of life, me myself being in 18 unions, Two of which are civil unions. I am in the carpenters union, the ant-farming union, the fre-tibet union and many other horse related uinions. Horse unions are still illegal which may or may not be a crime against humanity.

HORSES NEEDS TO BE FREED IGNORANT POLITICIANS. I HATE THE GOVERNMENT SO MUCH AND THIS IS MY VIEW POINT,QUOTE ME ON IT AT WILL AND YOU WILL SEE ITS TRUE. SPREAD THE TRUE, SHOW THE GOVERNMENT YOU WONT ACCEPT HORSES BEING TREATED JUST LIKE ANOTHER AVERAGE JOE, SHOW THEM YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE MORE RIGHTS, THEY ARE BIGGER THAN US, THEY DESERVE MORE OF THE PIE SHARES! ALL FORWARD TO THE HORSE! ALL FORWARD TO THE HORSE! ALL FORWARD TO THE HORSE!

Friedricht Nietchse

Friedright nietshce was an important philosopher. I dont know much about him because he was a very mysterious man, but i do know one thing.Nietzhche was at one point in time believe to have said “that which doesn’t kill you can only make you stronger”. i know this because i recently saw the movie conan the barbarian. I know what all of you out there are thinking. HOW WERE THE HORSES IN THER GOD DMAN MAOTION PUICTURE.

Welll let me tell you they were great, i have broken then down for you in this nice graph using game theory.

Well then, now that those unpleasantries are out of the way i can talk about why i like that quote. i like the quote because it actually makes you feel something. a lot of quotes like “help, fire” or “happy birthday jeff” aren’t very nice at all. even the bible,( which many scholars believe is a reliable source for quotes) is often full of quotes which make me feel nothing. so what if its jeff’s birthday, i am not jeff, i dont care. and help fire, who cares, if i was the one who was on fire, i wouldnt need help because i live pretty close to sand. so what if the quote doesn’t adress me directly, it still can be used to talk about me.

HORSE OF THE DAY

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NOOO WATCH OUT

* SNAP SHOT*

PERFECT. PERFECT SHOTS

this is a nice very style happy horse.H+ my friend

if you notice carefull you can see that the horse has one leg which is darker than the others. the hair on that leg is used to show other horses that that leg is his favorite leg, and if you are going to be walking next to him, check out that leg, cause its good. He has nice hair, nice eyes, nice arch, an overall good angle, and ear which are very important.

I give this horse, a 16 points. go buck wild horse, you have actually earned this one!

that movie jaws

 was watching that movie JAWS TM. and i couldn’t help but not care. who i am to judge the major motion pictures industry but i just can’t get immersed in their world. its so fake. If i saw that shark coming at me i would be like ok, i am okay because i am not in water. Its simple. I do not live in the water, i spend maybe 33% of my life in water, thats is not enough to be afraid of a large shark. any way the shark lived in like connecticut, nobody goes to that state. its a state based on the whole concept of being connected to a cut of another state. (atleast thats what my uncle told me, my uncle was in vientman. it was hard for me.) anyway i can’t spend my whole life talking about this. i have to move on.

TODAY, i am talking about horses

sometimes you see pictures of horses next to people

 this horse to next to this thing. I like this picture. I titled this picture what up, because the horse looks like he is asayinfg what up. sometimes when its late at night and i can’t sleep because of the wind i like to imagine what it would be like to say what up to a horse. I dont know if i could ever do it, but i imagine it would be something like this

Me: hey

Horse: STOMP

me: what up

HORSE: Security!

Security: alright sir, you need to leave immediately, to the prison, where you going Me: Damn libertarians, you wanted the free market, and look what it gave us!i then ussually stop the fantasy because it becomes to fun and i dont want to end up in a coma.HORSE OF THE DAYLook at this horse, he happy as can be. Wow, looking good. this tight horse coat will really show off your lovely deltoid muscles, well then, look at those. This horse recieves one of my most contraversal ratings yet, 1 1/2 smily faces )

Shocking news

Welll guys its finally happened. I finally got my bench press up. Bench press is a silly thing when you think about it. You are not pressing against the bench, you are pressing against the weight. (I should be a comedian). Keeping a strong body physique is important. I remember when i didn’t do that and one of my coworkers died. I really should have called the paramedics or something but it was casual friday and i just thought he was being casual.

MOVING ON. This week was breast cancer awareness month so i thought i would do my part to spread awareness. a google search for breast cancer gave me 67,100,000 hits. A google search for star wars gave me 71,400,000 hits. Nicejob stars war you really pulled through. Now that i think about it, none of the characters or dragons in starwars had breast cancer. I think thats a little insensitive of john lucas to do that. He should just go back and add breastcancer lumps to all the characters. I know chewybackaa is some form of dog and dogs have like 6 nipples so he statisticly would have the highest chance of getting the chancer. (i call it chancer because everyone has a chance at cancer, even you if you try hard) I dont want to think about chewybackershaving cancer. I bet it would be really hard on luck skywaker, i sometimes cry just thinking about breastcancer chewy.

Horse of the day

This horse supports breast chancers. Just looking at the inviting ribbon tells you all you need to know. You would walk up to the horse all like ” i am liking this horse here” and the horse would be all like “ STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMPY STOMP” and you would be all like “oh no, its happening again” then you would curl up and start to shake. Sharks are the only animal that can shake and dance at the same time but its hard to tell a shark dancing because it can move in 3 dimension. Finally scored 14.

SOME TIMES I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE

Today marks the 30th aniversay of the rise of intollerance. Introllerance is not a significant part of my life so i will never speak of it again. Except for a little bit right now. Many might not know this but there once a man (he was jacked too). This man was intollerance of changes around him. Change cannot be stopped by any sort of congressional act or ”motorstorm”. Motorstorm is in quotes because its also a video games and i dont want people to get confused but i am not talking about videogames i am talking about intolelrance. Oh yEah. WEll this guyy was soooooo godamn nice that they just flat out kicked him out of the country. They made up charges like money launderying and illegal distrubution of nfl merchandise. EVERYONE DOES IT. :) :). :> Well this man was me alright. Thats how i came to write this post. Some times i cry. I am crying right now. I dont cry for others. I just cry because deep down there is a tear. I think the tear is growing. It hurtsIT WILL INJEST MEI think the tear is in my hamstring. They are easy to pull because they are so long. The stomach is also long but its hard to tear because it is constantly being worked out by laughing. I have a really really long stomach. Like it goes all the way from the top of my ribs to atleast my belly button. Thats atleast a couple meteors long. Small meteors. When i grow up my long stomach will blossum into a 6 pack of abs. This is what has been passed through my family for ages now.HORSE COSSACK TIME. yo yo yo. Kids these days do not know what the cossacks were or where they came from. I am no different from one of these kids. This stunt shown above is actually dont with mirrors. The horse is standing behind a mirror and when it starts to move it looks like he is coming away from you but he is behind you coming towards you. Then the horse runs throw the mirror. The mirror says that objects are closer than they appear. BUT WHAT IF THE OBJECT IS INSIDE THE MIRROR. You technically can’t be closer than the inside but the mirror just projects you into the future. This is in the entirity of              the trick         . This horse is 67 standard deviations away from the average. good job

In this winter, it will always stop

HELLO GOOD SIRes,This WEEK i have decided to give some one else a shot at fame. My adopted nephew william has made it known that he would like to write his very own post. So welcome William

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Awesome table

Now its time to get on track

HOWDY girls, (i know its just girls now ;))

i dont really want to get you all worked up but i hjavbe just finished the seventh grade. 

I am a super genius at computers, watch this.  

MY DOG COULD BEAT UP YOUR DOg

. i really like dogs. Did you know they are the only animal without a circulatory system. I learned that in school

I know some of your people out there just want to hear about horses, But i know nothing of them. 

they are impossible toi fined. I heard from a teacher that when jesus comes back down to heaven all the horses will gather to smoke blunts (hehe) and ride till they die, just like rapper and visionist 50cent.

DOG of the day

This dog is very very very awesome. He must work out at least 2 times a week. AT LEAST. Thats a big commitment especially for a dog. although. anyway, i think the dog

might have toooo much muscles. Brucelee had no muscles, but he also died, so muscles might be important

High SCore 60000 points, new life awarded.

FAMOUS YEAR OF THE HORSES

The year is 1990, East and West Germany reunite triggering the end of the iron curtian which is immediately overshadowed by Hard to Kill starring Steaven Seagal which is universalled hailed as the greatest movie of all time by like a trillion people. THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE METAL HORSE. Chinese astrology is pretty important.

This is an example of what a chinese man will look like in 32 years

you see, he ant that bad. any way. METAL HORSE. IN CHINESE ASTROLOGY, Horses represent the warrior spirit. if you watch a horse it has a hard time turning. This is not because it is stuborn, its because its center of gravity is so soo soo so godamn fucking low that it just can’t do it, just like most warriors. hey who is that guy? why its john, hey john

 John you look pretty good today

Damn do you look good

Back on track. HORSE OF THE DAY

SAY HELLO TO TAMMY

Tammy get 21 points for still having eyes. Boo yeah. Tammy is in a Frat. Frat is short for frateterneitey. Thats an organisation where people come together to compare stock quotes. Tammy had some good stock quotes so she is now the president of her frat. Her best stock quote was “MONEY is the new black”

RATING - 59$$

Lets play badical/not badical

FUCK YOUR FACE FOREIGNER

BADICAL

NOT BADICAL

THE DEATH OF MAN IS ALL BUT INEVITABLE. WITH THE DAWN OF LIGHT, ALL BUT THE STRONGEST OF HORSES WILL SURVIVE THE THIRD WAVE. PROBABLY A LOT WILL SURVIVE THE FIRST TWO, THOSE WAVES WEREN’T VERY SIGNIFICANT, THEY ARE IMPORTANT ONLY IN A IMPERALIST ECONOMIC SORT OF WAY. HAVE FUN ON SPRING BREAK HONEY, I LOVE YA

Sometimes the path gets difficult

today i feel like writing from the left

if you can’t take it, tough, i am a badass

list of how much of a badass i am

1. this list is in the center

2. this list has bullet points

3. this list is pretty badical

4. badical is a combination of bad and radical

5. i use it because i often am too rushed to explain a situation

6. fully, sorry the bullet point was getting long

7. HORSE TIME

8. there is no eight

Horses always  come from the right. Today i am going to describe a condition i call BEE EYES. Bee eyes is when a horse is really wants to tell you something but is afraid to tell you, for fear of damaging your relationship. This horse has BEE EYES.

WITNESS THE SORROW OF THE AGE OF MAN

All in All, pretty fabulous horse. The human in this picture is a white man. This is something i think we can all agree with and work towards. I really admire the horses strong established neck. The neck is like gods doorway to your throat and your throat is THE GOVERNMENTS doorway to keeping you down. HORSE RATING - 19 stars out of 23 hills (this rating was hard for me because we are at war)