I dont know answers to many questions. I know what i know, HORSES!

So Last night i was up late trying to solve this damn electrition crisis. It seems that people dont know who to vote over and now they come to me. I know that all the candidates will betray my growing ambitions but some candidations will betray faster. MY greatest threat to my ambition right now is analzying horse emotion based on ear patterning.

THE 3 Patterns of attack, wait, scan!

There are 3 patterns to break down. First is scan

SCANNING LOOKS LIKE THIS SOMETIMES

NOTice how the ears are facing forward. they will pertain to the scanning mode when a threat or treat comes into there area. Its hard for one such as me to never see this because i am always so loving to horse that they always scan me like crazy. Its important for horses to always be warry of their surrondings because they are many hunters in the woods or other places who place nets on horses and try to get them to live on THIER Land, but horses should be free spirits.

NEXT IS WAIT.

this horse is waiting for the right chance to move. When its waiting it tries to focus all its vision and senses ON A SINGLE FOCAL POINT. ITS hard for ME to not be focal point, but horses like to eat carots and ice cream and the focal point can change rapidly but the whole horse must be fully backing it. This waiting position was studied extensively in the past times because it would often seem like a waiting horse was indestructiable.

LAST POINT IS ATTACK

The horse has done it. AND ITS GREAT. Its over faster than an eye. you never even saw it. before you blink the horse has “attack” and got what it wants. good job, goof ball. The horse will wait till the last millisecond to do that attack, but when it does it moves its ears to protect the precious innear juices in the ear. If one of those ears pops it can take 13 days to fill it back up and heal, thats a long time off the grass boy, let me tell you now.

EXCEPTIONS

CAN’t see both ears so its too hard to make a call, some people want more stages, like transistional and post-rigor stages, but why make it complicated for the new upstarts. People just learns this wont know how many stages there is because its hard to remember. MY easy 3 steps pattern is a good method for any beginners up to advanced?

HORSE OF THE DAY

WHAT YOU AGAIN, OKAY YOU CAN STAY, AS LONG AS YOU WANT

I like this horse besides him disproving my theories, but whatever. even einstien liked horses that disproved his theories and he was a much older man than me, ggotta be atleast 40 years older than me. Horse got lots of nose hair, lots of neck muscles, lots of character. This horse is deflecting a lot of light with his eyes. In the wild, many animals, such as deep sea fish will reflect light to try to lure other animal in close, then when its close, it can mate with it or eat it or whatever, lots of options. Horses are probably similar.I like to name this horse , his name will be old lightning, because he strikes once, then he gone, but you take what you can get. Better to spend an afternoon in heaven then a week in a hot tube. Rating 16 bright eyes. GO ONE, YOU CAN GO, JUST REMEMBER TO THINK OF MY NAME WHEN YOU SEE THE STARS!!strong>

WITH OUT FURTHER ADO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyZyZlsfig

There it is. I know that this is the first time i have shown my face and i will regret it for the rest of time.

ME and the filmer had a lot of creative differences. It was hard for the filmaker to retain any sense of professionalism and constantly pressured me to explore go beyond my safety zone in regards to the horse. He said it would add shock value. I THINK WHEN HE WATCHS THE MOVIE HE WILL SEE THAT THE SHOCK VALUE ADDS NOTHING. the horses were very nice. VERY NICE. I especially enjoyed the black and white horse, which was eventually cut out of the movie for many reasons which i wont get into. One of those reasons was that the horse was a member of a horse union. While i ussually a pro-unions in any facet of life, me myself being in 18 unions, Two of which are civil unions. I am in the carpenters union, the ant-farming union, the fre-tibet union and many other horse related uinions. Horse unions are still illegal which may or may not be a crime against humanity.

HORSES NEEDS TO BE FREED IGNORANT POLITICIANS. I HATE THE GOVERNMENT SO MUCH AND THIS IS MY VIEW POINT,QUOTE ME ON IT AT WILL AND YOU WILL SEE ITS TRUE. SPREAD THE TRUE, SHOW THE GOVERNMENT YOU WONT ACCEPT HORSES BEING TREATED JUST LIKE ANOTHER AVERAGE JOE, SHOW THEM YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE MORE RIGHTS, THEY ARE BIGGER THAN US, THEY DESERVE MORE OF THE PIE SHARES! ALL FORWARD TO THE HORSE! ALL FORWARD TO THE HORSE! ALL FORWARD TO THE HORSE!

Welll let me tell you they were great, i have broken then down for you in this nice graph using game theory.

GREAT	ABOVE GREAT	WITH GREAT

STRONG

86%

21%

WELL BRED	76%	2/3(exactly, trust me on this one, i did the math and it always works out, i tried rounding to a nice number like 75% or 95% but it didn’t work, i am going to try to change the batteries in my calculator, and then try again, but I WILL not LIE
NICE ONEs	145	67

Well then, now that those unpleasantries are out of the way i can talk about why i like that quote. i like the quote because it actually makes you feel something. a lot of quotes like “help, fire” or “happy birthday jeff” aren’t very nice at all. even the bible,( which many scholars believe is a reliable source for quotes) is often full of quotes which make me feel nothing. so what if its jeff’s birthday, i am not jeff, i dont care. and help fire, who cares, if i was the one who was on fire, i wouldnt need help because i live pretty close to sand. so what if the quote doesn’t adress me directly, it still can be used to talk about me.

HORSE OF THE DAY

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what is that?

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it is the horse?

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NOOO WATCH OUT

* SNAP SHOT*

PERFECT. PERFECT SHOTS

this is a nice very style happy horse.H+ my friend

if you notice carefull you can see that the horse has one leg which is darker than the others. the hair on that leg is used to show other horses that that leg is his favorite leg, and if you are going to be walking next to him, check out that leg, cause its good. He has nice hair, nice eyes, nice arch, an overall good angle, and ear which are very important.

I give this horse, a 16 points. go buck wild horse, you have actually earned this one!

TODAY, i am talking about horses

sometimes you see pictures of horses next to people

 this horse to next to this thing. I like this picture. I titled this picture what up, because the horse looks like he is asayinfg what up. sometimes when its late at night and i can’t sleep because of the wind i like to imagine what it would be like to say what up to a horse. I dont know if i could ever do it, but i imagine it would be something like this

Me: hey

Horse: STOMP

me: what up

HORSE: Security!

Security: alright sir, you need to leave immediately, to the prison, where you going Me: Damn libertarians, you wanted the free market, and look what it gave us!i then ussually stop the fantasy because it becomes to fun and i dont want to end up in a coma.HORSE OF THE DAYLook at this horse, he happy as can be. Wow, looking good. this tight horse coat will really show off your lovely deltoid muscles, well then, look at those. This horse recieves one of my most contraversal ratings yet, 1 1/2 smily faces )

MOVING ON. This week was breast cancer awareness month so i thought i would do my part to spread awareness. a google search for breast cancer gave me 67,100,000 hits. A google search for star wars gave me 71,400,000 hits. Nicejob stars war you really pulled through. Now that i think about it, none of the characters or dragons in starwars had breast cancer. I think thats a little insensitive of john lucas to do that. He should just go back and add breastcancer lumps to all the characters. I know chewybackaa is some form of dog and dogs have like 6 nipples so he statisticly would have the highest chance of getting the chancer. (i call it chancer because everyone has a chance at cancer, even you if you try hard) I dont want to think about chewybackershaving cancer. I bet it would be really hard on luck skywaker, i sometimes cry just thinking about breastcancer chewy.

Horse of the day

This horse supports breast chancers. Just looking at the inviting ribbon tells you all you need to know. You would walk up to the horse all like ” i am liking this horse here” and the horse would be all like “ STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMPY STOMP” and you would be all like “oh no, its happening again” then you would curl up and start to shake. Sharks are the only animal that can shake and dance at the same time but its hard to tell a shark dancing because it can move in 3 dimension. Finally scored 14.

HOWDY girls, (i know its just girls now ;))

i dont really want to get you all worked up but i hjavbe just finished the seventh grade. 

I am a super genius at computers, watch this.  

MY DOG COULD BEAT UP YOUR DOg

. i really like dogs. Did you know they are the only animal without a circulatory system. I learned that in school

I know some of your people out there just want to hear about horses, But i know nothing of them. 

they are impossible toi fined. I heard from a teacher that when jesus comes back down to heaven all the horses will gather to smoke blunts (hehe) and ride till they die, just like rapper and visionist 50cent.

DOG of the day

This dog is very very very awesome. He must work out at least 2 times a week. AT LEAST. Thats a big commitment especially for a dog. although. anyway, i think the dog

might have toooo much muscles. Brucelee had no muscles, but he also died, so muscles might be important

High SCore 60000 points, new life awarded.

This is an example of what a chinese man will look like in 32 years

you see, he ant that bad. any way. METAL HORSE. IN CHINESE ASTROLOGY, Horses represent the warrior spirit. if you watch a horse it has a hard time turning. This is not because it is stuborn, its because its center of gravity is so soo soo so godamn fucking low that it just can’t do it, just like most warriors. hey who is that guy? why its john, hey john

 John you look pretty good today

Damn do you look good

Back on track. HORSE OF THE DAY

SAY HELLO TO TAMMY

Tammy get 21 points for still having eyes. Boo yeah. Tammy is in a Frat. Frat is short for frateterneitey. Thats an organisation where people come together to compare stock quotes. Tammy had some good stock quotes so she is now the president of her frat. Her best stock quote was “MONEY is the new black”

RATING - 59$$

BADICAL

NOT BADICAL

THE DEATH OF MAN IS ALL BUT INEVITABLE. WITH THE DAWN OF LIGHT, ALL BUT THE STRONGEST OF HORSES WILL SURVIVE THE THIRD WAVE. PROBABLY A LOT WILL SURVIVE THE FIRST TWO, THOSE WAVES WEREN’T VERY SIGNIFICANT, THEY ARE IMPORTANT ONLY IN A IMPERALIST ECONOMIC SORT OF WAY. HAVE FUN ON SPRING BREAK HONEY, I LOVE YA

if you can’t take it, tough, i am a badass

list of how much of a badass i am

1. this list is in the center

2. this list has bullet points

3. this list is pretty badical

4. badical is a combination of bad and radical

5. i use it because i often am too rushed to explain a situation

6. fully, sorry the bullet point was getting long

7. HORSE TIME

8. there is no eight

Horses always  come from the right. Today i am going to describe a condition i call BEE EYES. Bee eyes is when a horse is really wants to tell you something but is afraid to tell you, for fear of damaging your relationship. This horse has BEE EYES.

WITNESS THE SORROW OF THE AGE OF MAN

All in All, pretty fabulous horse. The human in this picture is a white man. This is something i think we can all agree with and work towards. I really admire the horses strong established neck. The neck is like gods doorway to your throat and your throat is THE GOVERNMENTS doorway to keeping you down. HORSE RATING - 19 stars out of 23 hills (this rating was hard for me because we are at war)