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Archive for August, 2007

Aug
26

In this winter, it will always stop

Posted by admin

HELLO GOOD SIRes,This WEEK i have decided to give some one else a shot at fame. My adopted nephew william has made it known that he would like to write his very own post. So welcome William


Awesome table Now its time to get on track

HOWDY girls, (i know its just girls now ;))

i dont really want to get you all worked up but i hjavbe just finished the seventh grade. 
I am a super genius at computers, watch this.  
MY DOG COULD BEAT UP YOUR DOg
 dog1
. i really like dogs. Did you know they are the only animal without a circulatory system. I learned that in school
I know some of your people out there just want to hear about horses, But i know nothing of them. 
they are impossible toi fined. I heard from a teacher that when jesus comes back down to heaven all the horses will gather to smoke blunts (hehe) and ride till they die, just like rapper and visionist 50cent.
DOG of the day
dog2
This dog is very very very awesome. He must work out at least 2 times a week. AT LEAST. Thats a big commitment especially for a dog. although. anyway, i think the dog
might have toooo much muscles. Brucelee had no muscles, but he also died, so muscles might be important
High SCore 60000 points, new life awarded.
Aug
22

FAMOUS YEAR OF THE HORSES

Posted by admin

The year is 1990, East and West Germany reunite triggering the end of the iron curtian which is immediately overshadowed by Hard to Kill starring Steaven Seagal which is universalled hailed as the greatest movie of all time by like a trillion people. THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE METAL HORSE. Chinese astrology is pretty important.

This is an example of what a chinese man will look like in 32 years

chinese man

you see, he ant that bad. any way. METAL HORSE. IN CHINESE ASTROLOGY, Horses represent the warrior spirit. if you watch a horse it has a hard time turning. This is not because it is stuborn, its because its center of gravity is so soo soo so godamn fucking low that it just can’t do it, just like most warriors. hey who is that guy? why its john, hey john

sad face 

 John you look pretty good today

sad face

Damn do you look good

sad face

Back on track. HORSE OF THE DAY

SAY HELLO TO TAMMY

tammy

Tammy get 21 points for still having eyes. Boo yeah. Tammy is in a Frat. Frat is short for frateterneitey. Thats an organisation where people come together to compare stock quotes. Tammy had some good stock quotes so she is now the president of her frat. Her best stock quote was “MONEY is the new black”

RATING - 59$$

Aug
17

Lets play badical/not badical

Posted by admin

FUCK YOUR FACE FOREIGNER

BADICAL

badical horse1

NOT BADICAL

seal

THE DEATH OF MAN IS ALL BUT INEVITABLE. WITH THE DAWN OF LIGHT, ALL BUT THE STRONGEST OF HORSES WILL SURVIVE THE THIRD WAVE. PROBABLY A LOT WILL SURVIVE THE FIRST TWO, THOSE WAVES WEREN’T VERY SIGNIFICANT, THEY ARE IMPORTANT ONLY IN A IMPERALIST ECONOMIC SORT OF WAY. HAVE FUN ON SPRING BREAK HONEY, I LOVE YA :)

Aug
15

Sometimes the path gets difficult

Posted by admin

today i feel like writing from the left

if you can’t take it, tough, i am a badass

list of how much of a badass i am

  1. this list is in the center

  2. this list has bullet points

  3. this list is pretty badical

  4. badical is a combination of bad and radical

  5. i use it because i often am too rushed to explain a situation

  6. fully, sorry the bullet point was getting long

  7. HORSE TIME

  8. there is no eight

Horses always  come from the right. Today i am going to describe a condition i call BEE EYES. Bee eyes is when a horse is really wants to tell you something but is afraid to tell you, for fear of damaging your relationship. This horse has BEE EYES.

horse facehorse facehorse facehorse face

WITNESS THE SORROW OF THE AGE OF MAN

All in All, pretty fabulous horse. The human in this picture is a white man. This is something i think we can all agree with and work towards. I really admire the horses strong established neck. The neck is like gods doorway to your throat and your throat is THE GOVERNMENTS doorway to keeping you down. HORSE RATING - 19 stars out of 23 hills (this rating was hard for me because we are at war)

Aug
09

Welcome black people

Posted by admin

It has been a long time since i have been updating this website. IT wasn’t fun but its done. I learned a lot with IT. The time has come to look towards the road and no longer the lawn of the past. ON WITH IT.

HORSE OF THE DAY

horsecat

This horse is actually two horses. It is hard to see but the second horse is that cat-like object in the middle. I want to like this horse, i really want to,but i just can’t. Seriously fuck this horse. I am just so sick of horses like this giving me shit over not having a job. I WILL GET ONE WHEN THE MARKET IS RIGHT. Also i am pretty sure the horse wants to eat the second horse. Horse Cannabalism is not an exact science, but i have contacted a few experts and they say with certainty that there is a 56% chance the second horse is already dead and aten ( yo its a real word, look it up). Rating- 29485 grapes- Stomp break down

Stomp, stomp, stomp, i am a horse

Look at my leg, stomp stomp, look at my thigh, stomp stomp

Neck horse, stomp, Mouth Horse, stomp, nose hourse, Stomp, Ear Horse Stomp

Take it to the bridge stomp stomp

My dad doesn’t get me, but he is pretty smooth, Stomp stomp, you should meet him, stomp stomp, he is an arab

See you next time horse socialists, stay clean, please just for one day stay clean.