Shocking news

Welll guys its finally happened. I finally got my bench press up. Bench press is a silly thing when you think about it. You are not pressing against the bench, you are pressing against the weight. (I should be a comedian). Keeping a strong body physique is important. I remember when i didn’t do that and one of my coworkers died. I really should have called the paramedics or something but it was casual friday and i just thought he was being casual.

MOVING ON. This week was breast cancer awareness month so i thought i would do my part to spread awareness. a google search for breast cancer gave me 67,100,000 hits. A google search for star wars gave me 71,400,000 hits. Nicejob stars war you really pulled through. Now that i think about it, none of the characters or dragons in starwars had breast cancer. I think thats a little insensitive of john lucas to do that. He should just go back and add breastcancer lumps to all the characters. I know chewybackaa is some form of dog and dogs have like 6 nipples so he statisticly would have the highest chance of getting the chancer. (i call it chancer because everyone has a chance at cancer, even you if you try hard) I dont want to think about chewybackershaving cancer. I bet it would be really hard on luck skywaker, i sometimes cry just thinking about breastcancer chewy.

Horse of the day

This horse supports breast chancers. Just looking at the inviting ribbon tells you all you need to know. You would walk up to the horse all like ” i am liking this horse here” and the horse would be all like “ STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMPY STOMP” and you would be all like “oh no, its happening again” then you would curl up and start to shake. Sharks are the only animal that can shake and dance at the same time but its hard to tell a shark dancing because it can move in 3 dimension. Finally scored 14.

SOME TIMES I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE

Today marks the 30th aniversay of the rise of intollerance. Introllerance is not a significant part of my life so i will never speak of it again. Except for a little bit right now. Many might not know this but there once a man (he was jacked too). This man was intollerance of changes around him. Change cannot be stopped by any sort of congressional act or ”motorstorm”. Motorstorm is in quotes because its also a video games and i dont want people to get confused but i am not talking about videogames i am talking about intolelrance. Oh yEah. WEll this guyy was soooooo godamn nice that they just flat out kicked him out of the country. They made up charges like money launderying and illegal distrubution of nfl merchandise. EVERYONE DOES IT. :) :). :> Well this man was me alright. Thats how i came to write this post. Some times i cry. I am crying right now. I dont cry for others. I just cry because deep down there is a tear. I think the tear is growing. It hurtsIT WILL INJEST MEI think the tear is in my hamstring. They are easy to pull because they are so long. The stomach is also long but its hard to tear because it is constantly being worked out by laughing. I have a really really long stomach. Like it goes all the way from the top of my ribs to atleast my belly button. Thats atleast a couple meteors long. Small meteors. When i grow up my long stomach will blossum into a 6 pack of abs. This is what has been passed through my family for ages now.HORSE COSSACK TIME. yo yo yo. Kids these days do not know what the cossacks were or where they came from. I am no different from one of these kids. This stunt shown above is actually dont with mirrors. The horse is standing behind a mirror and when it starts to move it looks like he is coming away from you but he is behind you coming towards you. Then the horse runs throw the mirror. The mirror says that objects are closer than they appear. BUT WHAT IF THE OBJECT IS INSIDE THE MIRROR. You technically can’t be closer than the inside but the mirror just projects you into the future. This is in the entirity of              the trick         . This horse is 67 standard deviations away from the average. good job