that movie jaws

 was watching that movie JAWS TM. and i couldn’t help but not care. who i am to judge the major motion pictures industry but i just can’t get immersed in their world. its so fake. If i saw that shark coming at me i would be like ok, i am okay because i am not in water. Its simple. I do not live in the water, i spend maybe 33% of my life in water, thats is not enough to be afraid of a large shark. any way the shark lived in like connecticut, nobody goes to that state. its a state based on the whole concept of being connected to a cut of another state. (atleast thats what my uncle told me, my uncle was in vientman. it was hard for me.) anyway i can’t spend my whole life talking about this. i have to move on.

TODAY, i am talking about horses

sometimes you see pictures of horses next to people

 this horse to next to this thing. I like this picture. I titled this picture what up, because the horse looks like he is asayinfg what up. sometimes when its late at night and i can’t sleep because of the wind i like to imagine what it would be like to say what up to a horse. I dont know if i could ever do it, but i imagine it would be something like this

Me: hey

Horse: STOMP

me: what up

HORSE: Security!

Security: alright sir, you need to leave immediately, to the prison, where you going Me: Damn libertarians, you wanted the free market, and look what it gave us!i then ussually stop the fantasy because it becomes to fun and i dont want to end up in a coma.HORSE OF THE DAYLook at this horse, he happy as can be. Wow, looking good. this tight horse coat will really show off your lovely deltoid muscles, well then, look at those. This horse recieves one of my most contraversal ratings yet, 1 1/2 smily faces )