Boa conscriptors

Why hi there tonight. You may be sitting there wondering, WHAT CAN I DO?, i am just 1 man and/or woman and i have no skills, i can’t shoot guns or climb fast. Why can’t i be loved? where do i go when its all over, why does the pain only come now. WHY DO I GET UP? where am i going, if i wanted answers some one would tell me, but no one tells me answers. Why am i in debt, i never did any thing wrong, i always did what i was told, but now it seems like this whole fake life is crashing around me, and am i to blame. I went to college hoping it would help me in the long run but i dont have any prospects now, they tell me do what you love but there isn’t anything i love. i just sit and wander and count the days going by. I need a way out, tell me a way out, WHATS THE WAY OUT!

I dont know answers to many questions. I know what i know, HORSES!

So Last night i was up late trying to solve this damn electrition crisis. It seems that people dont know who to vote over and now they come to me. I know that all the candidates will betray my growing ambitions but some candidations will betray faster. MY greatest threat to my ambition right now is analzying horse emotion based on ear patterning.

THE 3 Patterns of attack, wait, scan!

There are 3 patterns to break down. First is scan

SCANNING LOOKS LIKE THIS SOMETIMES

NOTice how the ears are facing forward. they will pertain to the scanning mode when a threat or treat comes into there area. Its hard for one such as me to never see this because i am always so loving to horse that they always scan me like crazy. Its important for horses to always be warry of their surrondings because they are many hunters in the woods or other places who place nets on horses and try to get them to live on THIER Land, but horses should be free spirits.

NEXT IS WAIT.

this horse is waiting for the right chance to move. When its waiting it tries to focus all its vision and senses ON A SINGLE FOCAL POINT. ITS hard for ME to not be focal point, but horses like to eat carots and ice cream and the focal point can change rapidly but the whole horse must be fully backing it. This waiting position was studied extensively in the past times because it would often seem like a waiting horse was indestructiable.

LAST POINT IS ATTACK

The horse has done it. AND ITS GREAT. Its over faster than an eye. you never even saw it. before you blink the horse has “attack” and got what it wants. good job, goof ball. The horse will wait till the last millisecond to do that attack, but when it does it moves its ears to protect the precious innear juices in the ear. If one of those ears pops it can take 13 days to fill it back up and heal, thats a long time off the grass boy, let me tell you now.

EXCEPTIONS

CAN’t see both ears so its too hard to make a call, some people want more stages, like transistional and post-rigor stages, but why make it complicated for the new upstarts. People just learns this wont know how many stages there is because its hard to remember. MY easy 3 steps pattern is a good method for any beginners up to advanced?

HORSE OF THE DAY

WHAT YOU AGAIN, OKAY YOU CAN STAY, AS LONG AS YOU WANT

I like this horse besides him disproving my theories, but whatever. even einstien liked horses that disproved his theories and he was a much older man than me, ggotta be atleast 40 years older than me. Horse got lots of nose hair, lots of neck muscles, lots of character. This horse is deflecting a lot of light with his eyes. In the wild, many animals, such as deep sea fish will reflect light to try to lure other animal in close, then when its close, it can mate with it or eat it or whatever, lots of options. Horses are probably similar.I like to name this horse , his name will be old lightning, because he strikes once, then he gone, but you take what you can get. Better to spend an afternoon in heaven then a week in a hot tube. Rating 16 bright eyes. GO ONE, YOU CAN GO, JUST REMEMBER TO THINK OF MY NAME WHEN YOU SEE THE STARS!!strong>

HORSE BLOG MOVIE IS FINALLY DONE!

I know its been long time in the making, but its finally done people. THE MOVIE YOU HAVE WAITING FOR, now its over. you can relax. I know i have been hyping this movie up for months. but guess what. it was now worth it. because now you can watch it. All the people like watching movies. according to www.google.com there are over 1000 movies for sale. But now you dont have to buy my movie. WHY NOT? if even you would want to buy it, its too late. Its sold out, but i have put a copy on youtube.com which lets a person watch a movie without buying it. some wierd stuff.

WITH OUT FURTHER ADO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyZyZlsfig

There it is. I know that this is the first time i have shown my face and i will regret it for the rest of time.

ME and the filmer had a lot of creative differences. It was hard for the filmaker to retain any sense of professionalism and constantly pressured me to explore go beyond my safety zone in regards to the horse. He said it would add shock value. I THINK WHEN HE WATCHS THE MOVIE HE WILL SEE THAT THE SHOCK VALUE ADDS NOTHING. the horses were very nice. VERY NICE. I especially enjoyed the black and white horse, which was eventually cut out of the movie for many reasons which i wont get into. One of those reasons was that the horse was a member of a horse union. While i ussually a pro-unions in any facet of life, me myself being in 18 unions, Two of which are civil unions. I am in the carpenters union, the ant-farming union, the fre-tibet union and many other horse related uinions. Horse unions are still illegal which may or may not be a crime against humanity.

HORSES NEEDS TO BE FREED IGNORANT POLITICIANS. I HATE THE GOVERNMENT SO MUCH AND THIS IS MY VIEW POINT,QUOTE ME ON IT AT WILL AND YOU WILL SEE ITS TRUE. SPREAD THE TRUE, SHOW THE GOVERNMENT YOU WONT ACCEPT HORSES BEING TREATED JUST LIKE ANOTHER AVERAGE JOE, SHOW THEM YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE MORE RIGHTS, THEY ARE BIGGER THAN US, THEY DESERVE MORE OF THE PIE SHARES! ALL FORWARD TO THE HORSE! ALL FORWARD TO THE HORSE! ALL FORWARD TO THE HORSE!