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Aug
22

FAMOUS YEAR OF THE HORSES

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The year is 1990, East and West Germany reunite triggering the end of the iron curtian which is immediately overshadowed by Hard to Kill starring Steaven Seagal which is universalled hailed as the greatest movie of all time by like a trillion people. THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE METAL HORSE. Chinese astrology is pretty important.

This is an example of what a chinese man will look like in 32 years

chinese man

you see, he ant that bad. any way. METAL HORSE. IN CHINESE ASTROLOGY, Horses represent the warrior spirit. if you watch a horse it has a hard time turning. This is not because it is stuborn, its because its center of gravity is so soo soo so godamn fucking low that it just can’t do it, just like most warriors. hey who is that guy? why its john, hey john

sad face 

 John you look pretty good today

sad face

Damn do you look good

sad face

Back on track. HORSE OF THE DAY

SAY HELLO TO TAMMY

tammy

Tammy get 21 points for still having eyes. Boo yeah. Tammy is in a Frat. Frat is short for frateterneitey. Thats an organisation where people come together to compare stock quotes. Tammy had some good stock quotes so she is now the president of her frat. Her best stock quote was “MONEY is the new black”

RATING - 59$$

Posted under YE OLD HORSE BREAKDOWN
Comments (3)
  1. Critical Lens Said,

    Carefully placed erroneous spelling and grammatical mishaps abound! How amusing! Not only that, we have a random photo of a Chinese man on the phone, with quite the silly comment about it!

    Seriously, you are a comedic genius. Who the fuck would think to put a picture of a friend named John, and ask how he is doing? Let’s not even get started on the horse. Tammy! LOL who names a horse Tammy??? That alone shows your mental prowess. Frat = frateterneitey. GOLD! Pure gold. Stock quotes…money is black…oh man, you are just the epitome of the funny bone. Please continue these posts. Many people outside your immediate group of friends (2 people) find them extremely hilarious.

    It stinks. (i know that this was written by maxo)

  2. thomas aquinos Said,

    YES, thank god, i thought maybe you would never come back critical lens, but now that your back i feel safe again. ps. i think your the only who regularly checks this blog at the moment.

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