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Oct
26

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Welll guys its finally happened. I finally got my bench press up. Bench press is a silly thing when you think about it. You are not pressing against the bench, you are pressing against the weight. (I should be a comedian). Keeping a strong body physique is important. I remember when i didn’t do that and one of my coworkers died. I really should have called the paramedics or something but it was casual friday and i just thought he was being casual.

MOVING ON. This week was breast cancer awareness month so i thought i would do my part to spread awareness. a google search for breast cancer gave me 67,100,000 hits. A google search for star wars gave me 71,400,000 hits. Nicejob stars war you really pulled through. Now that i think about it, none of the characters or dragons in starwars had breast cancer. I think thats a little insensitive of john lucas to do that. He should just go back and add breastcancer lumps to all the characters. I know chewybackaa is some form of dog and dogs have like 6 nipples so he statisticly would have the highest chance of getting the chancer. (i call it chancer because everyone has a chance at cancer, even you if you try hard) I dont want to think about chewybackershaving cancer. I bet it would be really hard on luck skywaker, i sometimes cry just thinking about breastcancer chewy.

Horse of the day

breast cancer

This horse supports breast chancers. Just looking at the inviting ribbon tells you all you need to know. You would walk up to the horse all like ” i am liking this horse here” and the horse would be all like “ STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMPY STOMP” and you would be all like “oh no, its happening again” then you would curl up and start to shake. Sharks are the only animal that can shake and dance at the same time but its hard to tell a shark dancing because it can move in 3 dimension. Finally scored 14.

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Comments (4)
  1. Critical Lens Said,

    Nice try, but Juebackica isn’t from Earth, so he can’t be a dog. He’s from the planet Splenda so obviously he’s an ant lion. Thus reducing his chance of mesothelioma from Chaucer to Null. Your choice of horse of the day can simply be described as periwinkle. As far as shark dancing, you have obviously never seen the dark shancings of nemethville.

    It stinks.

  2. Critical Lens Said,

    It rocks!

  3. Critical Lens Said,

    I am the real Critical Lens asshole, I am a superior fan of “The Critic” when compared to you.

    You stink.

  4. Critical Lens Said,

    Impersonation is the sincerest form of flattery.

    You all stink.

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